If I were a.... Tag

I saw this on a friend's blog and loved it. So here ya go:

If I were a ____ I would be____.....


If I were a month, I’d be July
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday!
If I were a time of day, I’d be 11:00am
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a killer whale
If I were a direction, I’d be towards the south (where it's warm)
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a big comfy couch
If I were a historical figure, I would be ummmm....whoever invented chocolate??
If I were a liquid, I’d be Diet Coke
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond
If I were a tree, I’d be huge oak with lots of shade
If I were a tool, I’d be a measuring tape
If I were a flower, I’d be a calla lilly
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a warm light rain
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a drumset
If I were a color, I’d be yellow
If I were an emotion, I’d be excitement
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a car, I’d be a yellow corvette convertible
If I were an article of clothing, I’d be a a worn pair of jeans
If I were a food, I’d be french fries
If I were a place, I’d be anywhere in the Carribean
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet!
If I were a scent, I’d be clean linen
If I were an object, I’d be some fashionable jewelry
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile
If I were a song, I’d be God Blessed the Broken Road
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be some damn cute heels